Posted by
Gary A McAvin on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 6:55:42 AM
Now we have a strange paradox on our hands. The elected officials (by the voting of the electorate) seemingly have gone deaf! They suddenly are unable to hear or respond to the constituents that placed them in office! With their HDD problems where can we go for the Constitutional guarantee of redress? That’s Hearing Deficit Disorder son! And; we do have a cure for HDD already at hand! Let me explain! First; for every Senator and Congressman (congressperson) the cure is in our hands, and; we should help these poor deaf folks! Want to hear my plan? Good!
When the political parties come to solicit operating funds for their re-election campaigns, don’t give them a dime! Second; when it comes time for their re-election, vote for the independent party on the ticket, or; write in a candidate. But; under no circumstances vote either Republican or Democrat! However; if the candidate running for office does not have HDD, and; listens to their constituents; support them wholeheartedly! But; reject any and all that failed to listen to the ones that placed them in office in the first place.
Now; I’m not one that seeks any pleasure in disciplining the handicapped! But; sometimes you must put your personal feelings aside for the good of the HDD afflicted, and; spank them! Somehow; you must get their attention and refocus their thought processes! You must let them know that it was the people that voted them into office to represent them and; not themselves. What happens to these quasi servants after they get to Capitol Hill? Is their some kind of plague they come in contact with once they arrive? This HDD must be fixed, and fixed soon!
So; call or write (email is cheap) your Senator, call or write your Congressperson and tell them that you too have somehow contacted HDD vicariously from them, and; you can no longer hear them! No money and no vote! And; if you can get their attention (perhaps even using sign language) maybe you can tell them what will cure their HDD problem! Listen to what we are saying and miracle of miracles, this disorder will disappear! Your voice will then come in loud and clear and once again we will be able to hear you! But; until then-You Can’t Hear Me; I Can’t Hear You!