Posted by
Gary A McAvin on Monday, February 12, 2007 6:20:43 AM
Oh Boy! Are we into some interesting women and times, or what? With a former astronaut driving across the South wearing diapers, to the buxom blonde who copied Marilyn Monroe, we are seeing some strange things. Why would any woman become that obsessed with another rival? Did she go mental for a moment? Did she have a senior moment-I mean wearing diapers; come on! Did something snap inside? Now the analysts take over for a complete mental diagnosis. I can save them the trouble; because I know what happened! A good old fashioned brain fart, that’s what happened!
Noun:
Brain fart
(Idiomatic) (Colloquial) A lapse in the thought process; an inability to think or remember something clearly. Derivative of "brain farct" or "brain infarction", meaning a blockage of blood circulation to the brain as in a cerebral infarction or stroke. The event when one cannot remember a simple concept, idea, or fact that one knows; usually considered to be one step below "tip of the tongue," where one has the idea but can't say it or bring it to conscious thought. Example: "I'm sorry; I'm having a brain fart. What's your name again?" I can't do anything today; I'm having a total brain fart.
Do you suppose this explains the diaper wearing astronaut? Or can we use this to explain the little child temper tantrum exhibited by Madam Pelosi when she didn’t get her plane? This woman is supposed to be a grandmother (and thankfully she’s past the child bearing age now; who could endure more of this?) and she is behaving herself rather badly it seems! Maybe in this case, you couldn’t attribute this to anything other than largesse of mind. I got the power and now I want that @#*! plane!
“A waste of the taxpayers' money, some said, claiming her trips would cost $15 million a year if she used planes such as the military version of the Boeing 757-200. In its commercial configuration the 757-200 usually seats 175-190 passengers.” If this airhead were sincere in her position and presentation, she should by all means set the example! Should she take a more economical route? Or; should she opt for that big jumbo jet as a status symbol of her importance and position? Less is more!
Maybe they can readjust the astronauts mind and make her well again? She deserves another opportunity to make things right. I mean; consider the immense amount of pressures she has been subjected to over the last few years. I think you’re entitled to a brain fart now and again, don’t you? Anna Nicole on the other hand abused her surroundings and ultimately it killed her, so there is no excuse here. Hedonist that she was, her excessive lifestyle brought her to ruination. She just mixed too many things and it was too much for her body to overcome. Oh; BTW she doesn’t qualify for the brain fart excuse, she was a blonde!