Posted by
Gary A McAvin on Friday, January 05, 2007 11:06:12 AM
Looking her Glamour Shots best, Pelosi proclaiming that she is the most powerful woman in America, the Democratic Party now takes over. Did she clear that powerful woman statement with Hillary? Anyway; one of the entertainment acts (let the party begin) was the surviving members of the Grateful Dead. How fitting I thought, have the Dead celebrate with the living dead Democratic Party. Was this symbolic? Or was this a sign, i.e. a true reality check?
It was apparent that Madam Dingbat was more than ecstatic. I hope she was wearing her depends; this kind of excitement causes embarrassing accidents, especially to someone of her age. And welcoming those Congressman whose escapades were actually criminal, that really must have been hard? No, not at all, for if she was angered at their criminal behavior she would have refused to even shake their hand. Power does strange things to people, especially those fossils whose resurrection from the dead is nothing short of miraculous. Are the dead grateful? Remains to be seen!
You can smell “High Noon” coming as Pelosi assumes power in the House! She will try and augment her dingbat ideas only to be met by ancient people and ancient ways, the original Grateful Dead; i.e. those House fossils of the Democratic Party. These antiquated remnants from the Ice Age or beyond, will offer her resistance on any ideas she might have, gaining their help will certainly challenge her leadership abilities. Can’t we all just get along? This will be a pissing contest beyond your wildest dreams. You already know that Jane Harman is really mad for being passed over for a chair position she really deserves! This will hopefully cause some serious infighting, and this will be good for America. As long as you can keep them away from doing any harm on issues like more taxation, the better it will be for all concerned. Power struggles always keep some people focused elsewhere, like their own personal territory. The territorial marking process has officially begun!
This is going to be a hoot! We bloggers will have more material than we can write about. There will be some hilarious material available to tide us over until America comes to its senses once again. Maybe by the then GOP will actually listen and figure out what really happened? Don’t hold your breath though!