Posted by
Gary A McAvin on Thursday, December 07, 2006 10:00:04 AM
Wow Mom; look at all the new animals in Washington, DC. The donkey party is bringing in the strangest beasts you every laid your eyes on. The elephant party is also helping to set up this new zoo. They are bringing in fossils, relics of ancient time.
Why look, there is James Baker, with William Perry, and Lee Hamilton, how do these old relics even walk? Vernon E. Jordan, Jr., Sandra Day O’Connor, Leon E. Panetta, Charles S. Robb, and Alan K. Simpson, are there too! Petrified animals in the New Government Zoo? This should make for interesting viewing. Where did they find these leftovers? How much does the American public have to pay for this display? Plenty I’ll bet. Perhaps the price of admission can be increased. (Veiled terminology for a tax increase!) Someone has to pay for the New Government Zoo, don’t they?
Oh, and they say they will put on a bi-partisan display at the turn of the year? Can such a display actually take place in Washington, DC? This would certainly be something to see! Might just be worth the price of admission! Why can’t these animals be retired to a nice quiet remote location, and live out their remaining years in silence?
This new display comes with an instruction book, called The Iraq Study Group Report. This book tells us all about other zoos in the world. The zoo in Iraq! The zoo in Afghanistan! The zoos in Iran and Syria! They are even recommending changes and updates in every zoo location. However; there does seem to be some disagreement to application procedure concerning each zoo. Should more zookeepers be added? Or, should we operate these zoos with fewer personnel? Maybe we should just close down these zoos because they are not cost effective? Decisions, decisions, whatever shall we do?
What is the zoo mentality and why are you comparing this with the current estate in Washington, DC? You know kids running around, misbehaving and generally having a great time. Just like they do when they visit a real zoo! When you consider the plethora of animals in any zoo, their peculiar features, and their mentalities? You actually have a blueprint for the New Government Zoo! Wow! I’ll bet the next few years will really be entertaining! Don’t you?